Conversation With My 4 1/2 Year Old

Me: “SM. What would you like to drink with dinner? You can have a glass of milk, apple juice, or pink lemonade.”

SM: “Ummmmm. Juice.”

Me: “Ok.”

As I pull the juice from the fridge I hear the following:

SM: “Mom, it’s Juicy Juice?”

Me: “Yes. Grandma bought it.”

SM: “Yum. Its the very best juice for the very best kids.”

Me: “What??”

SM: “Like on TV mom.”

I hate TV.