Don’t Fart in the Tub

Tonight the boys learned a tough lesson: Don’t fart in the tub.

You see, tonight was bath night. Like most nights I filled up the tub with warm water and bubbles and the boys hopped in. Traditionally the boys play for 5-10 minutes and then I come in and wash their hair.  Well tonight when I returned to the bathroom, I was greeted with the following (along with laughter):

SM: Mom, BMan farted!  BMan (laughing hysterically): SM farted too!

Me: You boys are gross.

Laughing (cause farting can be funny), I walk over to the tub and squat down to grab the shampoo to begin washing their hair. That’s when I see it….. poop……little flecks of it floating in the water….yes, you read that right. Poop flecks.

You see it seems that someone did a little more than “fart” in the tub.

Ah, it’s good to be home!!